That guy up there is supposed to be the main villain, and he's seriously concerned about how cool he looks or how scary people think he is. These things keep this man up at night. And we're supposed to believe he controls every crime syndicate in the city? That he's the top of the heap? The man has about as much confidence in himself as a three-toed sloth facing a pride of cheetahs. Believability is a big necessity in fictional worlds. If the audience isn't buying whatever it is you're trying to sell, guess what?
Indeed. |
Look at him, all good and stuff, with his two shoes. |
The rest of the movie, however, is just a series of blandly-written, action-junkie, WTF moments. There's the wholly unnecessary, non-loving love interest (Cameron Diaz), the retardedly insecure villain (Christoph Waltz), the paper-thin conspiracy plot, and the veritable onslaught of outright, adrenaline-fueled, man-food action sequences, which are admittedly the best moments Green Hornet has to offer.
One of the slower, more tender moments of the film. |
On the plus side, new trailers for the delightfully sure-to-bomb Zach Snyder action fiesta, Sucker Punch and the musically-inept, sure-to-bomb action fiesta, Battle: Los Angeles.
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